The Ad I Placed:
I'm looking for a 50+ proper gentleman who can throw a very
private and intimate cocktail party for one or two (no more than two)
of his distinguished guests and invite me over to socialize and drink
with you.
I will strip naked the moment I arrive and stay that way for the
whole event. I will be rock hard the whole time cause this type of
thing gets me off. You and your guests will remain clothed the whole
time. You can grope me all you like or just make me do things like sit
on your lap, show you my anus, play with my cock and, eventually
jack-off.
Please show me you are serious by writing me back and telling me
what you can plan. A photo of you would be great also but not required
until we hookup more by e-mail. I will not share any photos or meet you
until I know you are real. No cameras of any kind.
Me: GWM, 6'1, athletic and toned but not overly muscular, easy on the eyes and usually get a second glance.
I do it this weekend!
Oh, that I still lived in the states. I meet all your criteria and then some. If you ever want to perform the same service for two distinguished gentlemen in Italy or Germany, let me know.
An American Expat
Posted by: Tim | Tuesday, January 17, 2006 at 11:59 PM
oh hooray! your fantasies are so very like my own; i can't wait to read the post. have fun.
Posted by: triggerboston | Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 04:37 AM
What a great idea!! I wish I lived in SF because I meet your criteria and would get a huge thrill from hosting.
I'll look forward to reading of your experience. Also, perhaps you will make some new friends for life.
Posted by: Willx | Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 04:43 AM
Hell yeah, dude, this is gonna be good!
Posted by: RobbyinFL | Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 07:27 AM
Jared,
I live in Milwaukee WI and would love to have you over for drinks sometime :)
I'm 5'7" Br/Bl 145 29w and 41yrs
Posted by: Matt | Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 08:37 AM
Wow. . .nice idea.
Posted by: Rob | Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 08:56 AM
Awesome! I've done something like this before; it's a very embarrassing situation! I wish you were in the area I'd host you.
Posted by: Jeff | Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 10:02 AM
I am looking forward for the next post!
Gimme a ring when u are in Germany!
Posted by: Robert | Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 02:24 PM
Forgot to ask ... who is coming with you? Too bad not 6 or so guys attending.
Posted by: Jeff | Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 02:46 PM
I'd charge 'em $300 an hour for that with a 2 hour minimum AND I'd take the credit card info in advance. Sounds to me like you could use an "agent".
Posted by: Cameron | Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 03:11 PM
Very hot! I'm not quite up to your age requirement, but I love the thought of being your host for a party like this.
Posted by: Thom | Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 04:25 PM
Nice follow up to your unfortunate experience last weekend, by focusing in on your primary turn on. Hope your ad gets a good response and your are able to find the right 'host' for this small cocktail party with you on display.
Posted by: Robert in LB | Wednesday, January 18, 2006 at 05:23 PM
Can't wait to read your blog of this event. Please include every detail and make it a long, long post! Exhibitionism is hot, and being naked with other clothed men is super hot!
Posted by: Zed | Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 06:01 AM
OMG! Are you serious?????
Posted by: Roy | Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 01:07 PM
that´s so cool jared, can´t wait for the post
Posted by: pete | Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 05:56 PM
What a superb gift you're giving to some very lucky gentlemen.
Posted by: Will | Thursday, January 19, 2006 at 08:38 PM
Wow - that's fucking hot, man. I love it. Can't wait to hear about it.
Posted by: Alex | Friday, January 20, 2006 at 10:34 AM
Dude, please hurry up. Be sure to include every succulent detail. Wish I was there I would have thoroughly checked you out.
Posted by: Matt | Sunday, January 22, 2006 at 04:20 PM
something that i realized in your Ad, you didn't say if you were cut or uncut. And in all of your history, you've never mentioned it... I was just going through some of your archives and found this story and read the Ad and realized it.
Posted by: alan | Monday, August 13, 2007 at 05:05 PM
This is my fantasy. I am uncut and would love to have my foreskin pulled back by someone fully clothed while others watch. Has this happened to you?
Posted by: Euroscouse | Thursday, October 23, 2008 at 06:09 AM