Man dudes, work has really sucked me dry this week. I've put in 64 hours and don't have any energy to even jack off tonight. Another 12 hours tomorrow and I'm going to crash on my couch all weekend. Well maybe not the whole weekend, I have to have some kind of sex. I love my job but dude give me a break already.
To make the week worse, I received a message yesterday from my fucking landlord. He put my place up for sale and gave me notice to move out. He offered to sell it to me but at a cool $1.7 million, I certainly can't afford it. I can't fucking believe the housing pricings here. This is a small two bedroom flat! What the fuck?!? Now I'm going to have to go out and find me a sugardaddy just to avoid having to move all my shit.
Wow man, I've never done the rant thing on my blog before. I feel great now! Oh shit, its not the blog that's making me feel good its this joint I'm smokin.
Just start hosting a naked boy cocktail party once a week with generous gents and and you'll have the 1.7 mill in no time. Joke. Ouch. Moving sucks. Smoke on stud, deal with reality tomorrow.
Posted by: Robert In LB | Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 10:43 PM
Dude, sorry to hear about you move. When do you have to be out?
Posted by: Dave | Thursday, January 26, 2006 at 11:03 PM
hey there
best to check and see if he can really do that. in most of CA, you can't kick tenants out just to make the building easier to sell. if the new owners want you out, the common deal is that they (or their family) must take occupancy.
you might also think about negotiating with the current owner for relocation expenses (often = 2months rent).
good luck, and know your rights!!!
Posted by: Sean | Friday, January 27, 2006 at 05:10 AM
Agreed with Sean . . you might want to read up on your rights as a renter . .
http://www.dca.ca.gov/legal/landlordbook/
Posted by: Robert In LB | Friday, January 27, 2006 at 08:03 AM
Jarrod, I know what you're going through. Our landlord raised our rent from $2750 to $5000. Unbeknownst to us, he's actually selling our 3 bedroom 3 bath condo near the panhandle for $780k. Take Sean's advice and read the California Renter's Handbook. Legally, your landlord needs to give you a 120 day notice that he's selling the place and offer it to you first (which of course he did). Even still, a 120 day notice needs to be given. Read up on it, you'll find a multitude of information. Good luck!
Posted by: Shane | Friday, January 27, 2006 at 05:40 PM