Rant

I hate Tom Cruise ever since he left Nicole and became a nut.  I'm tired of looking at him so I'm not even going to link to a pic.  Brad Pitt is on my shit list for leaving Jennifer but I just can't hate that cutie.  Have you seen how he has become Angelina's bitch?  Am I the only gay male in the world that hated Brokeback Mountain?  Nathan rented it and I had to leave the room part way through.  Why the fuck can't Big Brother in the USA show nudity like the rest of the world?  Have you seen what they are doing down under?  I fucking hate people who come to my door wanting to sell me shit I will never buy or talk to me about a new religion.  I hate that American Idol voted off Mandisa so early and I am certain they will fuck up and not vote for the true winner.

Ok, I feel better!

Comments

[Real Life Sex]

I bet Nicole must sit at home some nights in her bath tub and think "Wow I really dodged a bullet"

[Glenn]

Mandisa was a gay-hater. She listed some crazy Republican anti-gay author as her "American Idol." I was a big fan and voted for her until I learned this. She lost because she lost the gays...

[mbarz]

Read Brokeback Mountain, the short story is much better than the movie. I thought the movie sucked.

[Bud]

You need a good spanking.

[Guy]

If it's any consolation, I just read your (old) story about the anal massage and had an intense jack off session. Fingered myself a bit and came so much that I hit my face. Thanks bro! Your blog is doing a great service!

[Leto]

Jared: I hated Brokeback too. But, I think it was because my partenr and I lived it ourselves. I just did not need to see those "straight" boys unconvincingly play gay. Is that gay for pay by the way? Leto

[Rob]

j-boy, I'm thinking Mercury must be retrograde or some shit. I've been in a horrible mood the last two days as well. I'm glad to know it's not just me. I'm also glad I had a slaveboy to use yesterday for venting some of my hostility--and no, I didn't damage him seriously.

[Cooper]

Ya, BareBack Mountain sucked. Actually I giggled through much of it, it was just too ridiculous.

[Nyles]

Well I didn't read the Novel "Brokeback Mountain" but I liked the film version.

[kimmer]

Jared: is that you in the pic? :-)

[RobbyinFL]

Dude, were you drunk when you posted that? Typos, spelling errors, not your usual style. While I agree with your post, it just seemed off...

[Sam]

Yo, Mandisa was definitely anti-gay. I was present when she was doing interviews after she was kicked off, and while she was trying to be cheerful about it and change the subject, she really does think that gay people are going to hell, and she doesnt associate with them. At least one lesbian interviewer did reduce her to tears.

and frankly, what the fuck does a big-ass diva like her expect to accomplish WITHOUT a gay audience? She's crazy.

[rr]

yeah mandisa is an awesome singer but i hate the anti gay thing she had my vote till that now i want kelly or paris to win!!!!! haha lesbians rule!!!

[jared]

No that's not me in the pic and yeah Robby I've been really off the last few days. I think I fixed all the typos. . .

[Matt]

You know, it really doesnt surprise me that you didnt like Brokeback Mountain. Guys who have never been in love tend to not understand the movie...its just too confronting for them.....
Plus, anyone who thinks Jake and Heath werent convincing is fucked in the head and kidding themselves

[Stephen]

It's odd, but Brokeback Mountain was either loved, or hated. My partner and I loved it, our best friends hated it. Perhaps it was because they never had to pretend to be straight in their lives, and my partner and I did. We were both in the military (him-Marines, me-Navy). I also remember growing up in rural Texas and hearing the desparaging whispers of two guys that lived in the next town.

[Matt]

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention.
How can you say that you hated Brokeback Mountain when you didnt even watch the second half??!!!
The second half is much better and makes the whole movie as a whole so spectacular.
So yeah, good comment there......

[Chris]

ok, i've joined the club of being a crabby bitter hating bitch the last two days. i have my reasons, but i hate feeling like this....angry, hopeless, bitter, selfish. ugh...just glad i'm not alone...hoping the switch will flip to a good mood as quickly as it switched to a bad. i so HOPE! misery loves company...thanks for sharing the bad with the good jared.

[ohwolfman]

Brad? Tom? Mandisa? Brokeback? These are important to you? Really? I hope that on my deathbed I don't look back and think, "Gosh, I wish I would have spent more time on superficial, mind-numbing trash."

[Uncle Zoloft]

#1) Go smell our roses over at our blog.

#2) The universe has been off balance for the past couple of days - weird sh!t and weather happening down South the WH shake up.

#3) I found Brokeback to be a meditation flick - I zoned into it. It was good, Jake and Michelle rocked. Good Lord I hate to say this, but Crash was the better movie.

#4) Brad who? Angelina what? Mandisa the Hut?

#5) In this coming season of stress (yes, I'm talking the '06 election cycle and hurricane season) it's best to think, and act, as cognitively as possible = we should all follow Guy's example (see above.)

#6) Nicole = Beard / Tom = Nicole's Beard

peace,
Uncle Z

[Tofer]

Mandisa is the only ousted Idol contestant not to go on The Ellen Degeneres show. Coincidence??

[Roni]

is that you in the pic?

[David]

I think it's fine that you didn't like Brokeback Mountain for the same reason that I think it's fine that I was so moved by it that I had to sit through the entire credit sequence before I could stop weeping. People are affected by things differently. No need to slam each other (Matt).

I'm with you on Big Brother (even though I don't watch it) and would love Brad Pitt even if he ate one of Angelina's children.

However, even though I don't watch American Idol, I know enough that even if her voice was the voice of angels, Mandisa deserved to be voted off. It's called American Idol, not Christian American Idol.

[Clyde]

It was exhausting to read this entry and all the comments, but exhilarating too. I don't usually wish anyone ill, but I am hoping Mission Impossible III is a loud, horrific bomb and that Tom Cruise will just go away and leave us alone.

[Robert In Lng Bch]

Wow, haven't seen this many comments sense the Hummer purchase post. Go figure. BTW, what's it costing Jeff to fill the tank of that Hummer these days. That's gotta be worse then a bare ass spanking!

[Kelly]

Lordy...I hope you are feeling better...I agree with all except Brokeback comment, but we all have our opinions and I respect yours...keep venting...and what about the cost of filling up Jeff Hummer....ughhh

[Brad]

Unfortunatly with the religious right so powerful in this country... I am afraid we will continue to be a very prudish country and always remain well behind the rest of the world on open displays of nudity. It must suck for these people to go through life thinking their body is something dirty and nasty.

[Vuddi]

Not only today, O Atula,
From days of old has this been so;
Sitting silent-him they blame,
Speaking too much-him they blame,
Talking little-him they blame,
There is no one in the world who is not blamed.

[Thomas]

Brokeback Mountain was Bored Mountain to me. It just didn't work for me. They should have had the guts to leave their wives and head for a gay tolerant city.

I can understand why people would like the movie, it just wasn't my style.

Then again, if Jet Li, Jackie Chan or Tony Jaa is in a movie, I'm there.