Embarrassed at the Beach

I took off from work yesterday to go to our local nude beach, not Baker Beach but the one just north of it, it is called many names including Golden Gate Beach and Nasty Boy Beach.  I go to this one because it is almost always exclusively gay, very hard to get to and pretty accepting if you get a hard-on.  I always get an erection when I'm naked.  But you guys already knew that.

It was crowded.  Way more so than any other day I've been.  There were at least 100 guys.  About half were naked but the other half had swimsuits.  Swimsuits at a fucking nude beach!

The minute I slipped off my boardies I got an erection.  Guys noticed. They stared at me.  I felt really self conscious about it and it wasn't going down.  I was at full mast standing, sitting or laying down. While I sat I covered it with my towel.  I never do this but I just couldn't get over the stares.

After a while it finally subsided and I decided to go for a walk.  I was about a football field away from my spot and my clothes when my cock decided to inflate again, full mast again!  I passed in front of a group of guys in trunks.  One of them actually pointed at me.  I hurried past them and toward a rock that I sat on and covered myself until it went down enough to look flaccid. It took a while.  Everyone seemed to know what I was trying to hide with my arms and legs.

I tried again to walk and this time I made it all the way down the beach.  When I turned toward the wind however up it went again.  I couldn't fucking believe it.  No matter what I tried I couldn't get it to go down.  I had to walk all the way back to my spot with a full on erection and EVERYONE staring at me.

Some guys thought I was after sex or something because they followed me and got hard-ons themselves.  I really wasn't wanting sex at all.  I just wanted to have a fun, nude, by myself day at the beach.

I am almost never embarrassed about nudity or getting a hard-on at the beach.  I don't know what was wrong with me.

I walked several times from one end of the beach to the other later that day.  I was naked and hard and embarrassed.  I kept telling myself it is stupid to feel this way, that I've been dealing with this hard-on issue for a long time and I should just be me and enjoy it and the stares.  But I just wasn't believing it and didn't really have a good time.

Thanks to my buddies for supplying the pics.  Hey guys!!

Comments

[paul]

I'm sure every guy, gay or straight, who is older than 11 knows that an erection is something over which you have little personal control, either when you want one, or when you don't. I don't see any reason to be embarassed about it. It's just our "nature." I think you worry about it too much... and that probably contributes to "the problem."

[paul]

I'm sure every guy, gay or straight, who is older than 11 knows that an erection is something over which you have little personal control, either when you want one, or when you don't. I don't see any reason to be embarassed about it. It's just our "nature." I think you worry about it too much... and that probably contributes to "the problem."

[Volker]

Jared, Paul may have a point. You're thinking too much about this is making it all worse. An erection is brought on by physical or mental stimulation. In your case, the former is not an issue but the latter is. Perhaps if you try to think about something else, this might change things. Try a visualization, like icy water from a cold mountain stream. Its sure to cause a flacid penis. The human body is such a fascination and the mind, and how it works, so mysterious! Good luck.

[Tyler]

I wish I had your "problem". I've been to the nude beach so often now that it is no big deal to "get naked". I need some awesome hard young stud to walk by for my cock to get erect. Otherwise, it thinks "no big deal, I've been here before"! LOL. Enjoy it while you can.

[mvd meer]

Seriously, Jared, I slept with a new guy this weekend and for the first time in my life I couldn't get hard. To be fair I was really drunk and he was kind of lazy, but still, I'm getting old. I'd kill for your problem, man.

[west]

Is this on the gay part of the nude beach? (I always take them to have gay and str8 parts -- unless it's Fire Island Pines which is all gay all the way.) I think 'mos have the courtesy and sensibility to not pursue or stalk a guy with a hard-on if they are given the "look away." Of course, being the object of so much flirtation is always very reassuring. You shouldn't feel embarassed, you should feel emboldened. You are a hot homo with a hard-on.

[ric]

Are you sure your subconscience really wants that hard on to go away? It sounds like a great problem to have. I would love to have the problem of a nude beach in my area. Thanks to your buddies for the pics too.

[Chad]

When I was in the Air Force, I used to go to the nude beach at Navarre Island in the Northwest Florida panhandle. The exact same thing used to happen to me...my cock would go boing on the beach and the usual cast of crotch-sniffers would follow me around.

However, I did get into a 16-person circle jerk on the beach once when I was 23. It was Memorial Day Weekend on Pensacola Beach. We all busted our nuts on this beautiful boy from New Orleans, who just laid there in the sand and rubbed it all in like suntan lotion.

Wow...totally forgot about that until I read this post. That was kinda hot.

[Elemmaciltur]

Jared,

Maybe it's because you're kind of formally in a relationship (down to the papers) now. Just my theory. :-)

[Mark]

I personally don't think it should have been a problem, especially being at a nude beach.

I'm from Chicago and am straight but curious, so I went to a gay bathhouse as more of an exhibitionist and also to watch. Hoping to see good hard bodies but they were fat and short(most of them). So my point is, I'm walking around naked, and I'm muscular and athletically built with a small cock. This tall skinny guy with glasses walks by and he is completely erect!!! No big deal but his cock is hitting his nipple line. Mine doesn't even hit my belly button. My first thought was "Wow, I could do pull ups on that". I was definitely intrigued and he saw me looking but I was too scared. So now, I know never to go to any place where there are nude guys unless you can handle seeing the big guys.

[David]

Interesting situation. As a patron of nude beaches, I know that erections are frowned upon, even in gay areas, unless they are discreetly couched in a blanket or beach chair. And there are guys who march up and down the beach with a woodie in order to attract attention, so people may have gotten the wrong idea from you. If I didn't know you, I might be one of the disapprovers, or more likely the admirers. It's a tough call. But in the long run, the benefits of getting easily erect far outweigh the disadvantages. If people stare, give them a shrug and a smile that says "nothing personal, just can't help it."

[Ed]

Jared, it just happens. Used to be it was frowned upon, and now enlighted guys recognize that boners or wood is a fact of life. When I see a hard one at the beach, pool, Y etc. it gives me confort knowing that it is a free and liberating place and one of acceptance.

[Terry]

I don't think that you wanted it to go away. I think that secretly you wanted those boys to see it and you wanted them to approach you and to touch you, to take away your ability to decide, to have them make the decisions for you, for their hot bodies to use you there on the beach again and again, in front of everyone.

[paul]

Yep. Terry has it right. "Take control. Make me enjoy myself. With no obligations, of course. Sit on me. Tie me down. Play with me." That's what Jaren (and his cock) were saying...

[redgalaxoid]

I think the problem isn't developing a spontaneous erection, the problem is running away from all the guys who want to play with it :)

[paul]

The solution to your erection problem:

http://www.XTube.com/play_re.php?v=d2XLFx8Qlqh

[punko]

You seriously want your readers to believe that this is traumatic for you? Obviously you relish the "problem." It doesn't take a psychoanalyst to see that.

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[hardboy]

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[Jake]

If you got an erection in front of me i'll cover it with my mouth