So I am in Seattle on business for a few days this week. I arrived on Sunday and hoped to have another naked exhibition hookup with someone, anyone who responded to my little ad.
Sunday I found this one guy who I thought would be really into it. He was much younger than me but really aggressive and told me things in his e-mail that got me so fucking hot and bothered. I drove all the way to his apartment and he totally wasn't there or didn't answer the door. I left, cursing him all the way back to the hotel to try again. Endless e-mails later, nothing. Not one fucking real guy to do this.
Monday, same fucking thing. I have blueballs and I'm frustrated as hell! I'm done.
Planning a hook-up, and then having it fall thru is the absolute worst! Much worse than never finding someone in the first place.
Posted by: BiCollegeBoiNick | Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 09:17 AM
Very rude.
Posted by: Jason-M | Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 09:43 AM
Apparently that guy doesn't read your blog, Jared.
...or maybe he does and you intimidated the crap out of him.
Posted by: MikeInSanJose | Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 10:50 AM
I HATE people who back out the last minute. At leaset has the courtesy to call and cancel.
Posted by: Jason | Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 01:15 PM
Very frustrating. Are you sure that's his apt? Maybe he sent you to wrong place.
If you're ever in the Chicago area I'd love to explore your naked body. I'd keep some or all your clothes as a souvenir.
Posted by: Adam | Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 01:30 PM
hey maybe i missed something somewhere but i thought you were married and happily so so why the instant gotta-hook-up when you are out of town?
Posted by: anon-e-muss | Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 03:05 PM
I can't count the # of times I've had that same experience, Jared. It doesn't get any less annoying; sorry it happened to you, bro.
Posted by: Rob | Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 03:24 PM
we are in an open relationship anonymous
Posted by: Jared | Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 03:32 PM
You might try looking on Craigslist in Seattle. I've had good luck with it. Manhunt has a ton of exhibitionist guys, but 90% of them are flakes or fake profiles. Dickflash.com has some good stuff, but it can be hard to arrange things. I can't wait to read about the amazing experience I know/hope you're going to have :-)
Posted by: Patric | Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 04:24 PM
that's bull!!! he should have called you, or at least opened the door to tell you he wasn't gonna be able to do the session
Posted by: alex | Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 05:40 PM
The most intelligent person I know recently reminded me, if you can't get to them or they get to you in 15 minutes, don't bother. A no brainer, yet when you are thinking with your dick, easy to forget.
Posted by: RobertInLB | Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 07:32 PM
Ooh. All in blue! Looks great on the template/
Posted by: Paul | Tuesday, December 19, 2006 at 08:41 PM
What did you post in your ad? Just curious.
(There was an ad on CL this past weekend for a guy to be at a Christmas dinner and at some point strip and put on a show. Reminded me of the party you went to months ago.)
Posted by: JimmyD | Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 07:27 AM
nope. that wasn't me . . .
Posted by: jared | Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 06:43 PM
i can totally relate to your story. i was in seattle on business two weeks ago. i did the craigslist thing, actually did meet a cool guy there, cute enough, great body. it was nice hanging out, he showed me around the city and stuff, but no sex. definitely frustrating.
anyway, i always read your blog, keep it up. check ya later.
Posted by: tyler | Wednesday, December 20, 2006 at 11:22 PM
Love this picture! Great chest.
Posted by: Mark | Thursday, December 21, 2006 at 06:38 PM