This dude is totally fuckable! Wouldn't you agree?
I was reading your e-mails and came across a few questions, all similar in nature: "Do you ever have a less then perfect encounter? " My short answer is Fuck Yea, haven't we all. My long answer is below:
I've had plenty of bad encounters in my lifetime but, through experience and careful choosing, have cut the number in half since my early days. I didn't really want to write about them because it just wasn't sexy to me or, I thought, for you. I've been told that it doesn't matter, that you would find it interesting and if this blog really is a record of my sex life then it is only fair that I post those also. So, ok, message received. I'll post the bad ones, but instead of making a story of it, I'm going to give you a quick summary. Below is the catch up entry:
Since August, when I started this blog, I've had roughly five bad encounters (yes five, don't judge me dude), three where I didn't even make it in the door because the the first guy who answered was flaky and scary; the second on heavier drugs than pot (I just can't put that shit in my body cause I want to be able to masturbate well into my 50's when I become a dirty old man but I do love to get stoned way more that I like getting drunk. In fact I hate drinking, it makes me sick); and the third seemed like he wanted to hurt me, so I turned around and ran.
As far as the other two: I answered an ad in the list to do a massage exchange with an athletic type guy. When I arrived, he was hot alright, but gave such a horrible massage I had to stop it and leave. The fucking guy was massaging bone instead of muscle. Who the fuck
is so stupid doesn't understand the human body, that they massage the bone?
The second encounter was at this club that has 'watersports' where guys get into peeing on each other. I never thought about this being a fetish in my portfolio of fetishes but got talked into going by a guy online. Everyone was naked, which was hot, and carrying and drinking water. There were these cement rooms where guys peed on each other. I did some peeing on guys that were really into it. To me this wasn't very exciting. Then I got peed on which, again, wasn't very exciting. In fact, I completely deflated - highly unusual for me. I know this is a big turn on for some guys and I am FULLY supportive of any fetish but this just doesn't turn me on.
Shit, I feel like I just went to confession. How many Hail Mary's is that Father?